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XGN Freshly’s Law Of Resurrection

In Game if someone is downed, you must pick them up as per XGN’s 2 Bylaws. An expanded version, of the 2nd Bylaw itself. It is mainly used in game. (Apex Legends Example.) If your teammate is downed you run through fire and fury to resurrect them, even if it means you die. It is just a game, usually used in Apex but can be used in other games.
I conjure this save and carry as per XGN Freshly’s Law Of Resurrections!
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Nif's law 

"If something looks like the work of a retard, it probably is."
Slime Today at 3:43 PM
normies demand every character be deeply fleshed out and morally ambiguous
when obvious villains and heroes create compelling narratives
I've seen normies unironically complain that you're "forced" to be the warrior of light in FFXIV
this says a lot about society when people can't relate to heroes
:jocker:
Clone Today at 3:54 PM
:hesrightjocker: :jocker:
an ambiguous complex relationship where the hero and villain can agree on some things and disagree on others is more interesting then a straightforward simple "durr u kill peepo u bad i kill u :brainlet: "
straightforward good vs. evil scenarios are demonstrative of black and white thinking
black and white thinking people are not creative and can't create interesting narratives or scenarios
that's not to say you can't have a black and white scenario from time to time, situations that are fairly straightforward like that do occur
but if it's your bread and butter then it's cringe :gangcringe~2:

Nif Today at 4:13 PM
You hes righted the exact thing you argued against
Good reading comprehension you macro autist

Brandon Today at 4:35 PM

Fuck it, nif's law.
Nif's law by Joseph Huggins December 15, 2020

Boss in-law 

The Boss of your spouse / partner.
Going to my wife's work do, but can't get too drunk as my boss in-law will be there.
Boss in-law by Dave Newbold April 4, 2009

Zoilo's law

Every one in the world is either Pedophile or a Rapist.
Aye Zoilo's law bruh which one are you?
Zoilo's law by zoilo March 10, 2021

Down by Law 

Phrase one uses when feeling oppressed by the current legal system.
I'd get my due but I'm down by law.
Down by Law by MarsRacer May 11, 2010

Dating Law #64 

If you are dating a woman and you don’t know until you have sex for the first time that she has a penis, you are legally allowed to punch her- er…him in the teeth without warning and without penalty.
Bro she’s got a dick.

Well as per dating law #64 you can knock his ass tf out
Dating Law #64 by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 18, 2021