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Mega Max Banana Split

When you cum so good and hard that you scream out in great mind numbing anguish and pleasure while ejecting brogurt at the consistency of mushy bananas and/or melted vanilla ice cream.
"holy fuck that girl just made me mega max banana split all over the carpet."
by jelloman423 January 27, 2022
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justin bieber banana bleeder

Its when a man inserts a banana half way into a a girls vagina durring a heavy period then lick the period blood off the end of the banana.
Susan is a crazy slut, she wanted me to do a justin bieber banana bleeder last night
by tk4life420 June 12, 2014
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Cold banana

When a man doesn't cum during sex so he has to go to the bathroom and jerk off.
Dude she was too ugly even for me. I ended up giving myself a cold banana.
by Sack O'neill December 2, 2010
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Banana inside your Pants.

To Get a Boner.
Dude did that chicks ass give you a "banana inside your pants."
by Yodsa May 29, 2010
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Hoop In Doop Banana

When an African male dances stupidly to Latino music.
"I really want my mommy, a hoop in doop banana."
by mattthebatwhoeatsbabyrats December 6, 2009
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banana republic of america

Something Americans say when they're butthurt their team lost the election.
banana republic of america Note that this is a populist statement and as such it usually appears without context or justification (except for with other populist statements which also do not have context or justification).
by AzureDown December 15, 2020
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Blak Banana Mafia

Criminal organization made up of displaced Haitian immigrants after the 1-12-2010 earthquake that struck Port-au-Prince. With connections still in Haiti they run guns and drugs and take care of anyone in their way. Chapters, as they call them, have sprouted up in New Orleans, Los Angeles, Las Vegas, Seattle, Kansas City, Chicago, Miami, Key West, New York. When the state penitentiary crumbled many high profile criminals escaped and now run Chapters in American cities. Due to discrimantion they have turned extremely violent.
by Meridith Adams January 16, 2011
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