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Rodchester Roast Beef Sandwich 

After you blow your load between a set of tits, you slap on a mustard covered piece of deli meat.
After blasting my thick load all over Audries double D tits I lightly tossed on a moldy piece of deli meat and spread on some of her moms finest homemade honey mustard. Capping off a well pernounced and high priced Rodchester Roast Beef Sandwich

crack sandwich 

a can of beer, preferably cheap. PBR, ML, Bud, etc.
During the break, the band hit the bar for some crack sandwiches
crack sandwich by tophand October 27, 2006

cockaroach sandwich 

COCKaroach sandwich means to have a gay fucker in your lucker
cockaroach sandwich by WWE Fag March 9, 2008

Spam Sandwich 

When you want to invite friends somewhere (like a gig) and you send them a normal txt/email, followed by your spam advertising the gig, followed by another normal txt/email.

1st Message: Hey man, long time, how you been? How's things?

2nd Message: Oh btw, I have a gig coming up, do you wanna come? Here are the details aka SPAM!

3rd Message: How's your dog?

Note: It is important to note that you need to wait for them to reply to your message before you send the next layer of the sandwich.
Oh shoot, I just copped another spam sandwich from Mikey, I should really just go to one of his gigs.

Hot Dog Sandwich 

2 hot dogs cooked in the microwave for 1 minute. put hot dogs on tortilla wrap with ketchup, shredded cheese and chopped onions. fold wrap and enjoy :
So am I! Maybe that guy over there is selling them so we can get a Hot Dog Sandwich

chicken salad sandwich 

shredded or chopped chicken mixed with mayo/miracle whip and often includes grapes, walnuts, apples, celery, along with many other things... as well as a variety of spices --best served on a sub roll or on wheat bread

...sadly Cousin's Subs only carries them in the summer and Subway and Jimmy John's doesn't at all. But Panera delivers a delicious sandwich!

Lovers of these delicious sandwiches pray for others to catch on to their obession.
Customer: "I'll take a chicken salad sandwich"
Cashier: "We don't carry those yet"
Customer: *sniffle* *cry* :(