Beer Swelling Monkey Suck

someone who is nasty looking and fat

that minging bird is nothing but I beer swelling monkey suck

by Matt W March 22, 2005

Beer party rite

A rite in which teens new to a college or high school have to go to a beer party and consume mass quantities of beer usually through a funnel as a rite of passage.

John's got a real hang over he just went through his beer party rite.

by Deep blue 2012 December 16, 2009

Beer fetcher

Like a dog fetching a bone, a beer fetcher is someone who is used for the purpose of bring you beer after beer. See also Wifeslave.

When I get home in the evenings, I usually plop down in the recliner and cut on some King of The Hill, then holler for my beer fetcher to bring me some Busch Ice.

by beer and boobs for breakfast October 5, 2010

beer glasses

When someone sees something they way they'd like to be while drunk.

Mara sleep with Jordan because she had her beer glasses on after the party.

by Sight seeker July 4, 2014

Root Beer Float

!!!!!!!!WARNING!!!!!!!!

Lie woman on her back get the oxygen tank hook up two nostril tubes jammed down womans nose (make sure tubes go to lungs) fill womans mouth with craft root beer. Fuck womans mouth till a hot load blows out of your dick let cream rise have said woman enjoy!

There they go swallowing that root beer float

by Don_ki_kum November 2, 2017

Beer Tampons

(N.) Something that Pop Stars and Pregnant Redneck Mothers from Alabama use during their "feminine time."

Cletus: Hey, Ma! Youse want'n me to loot you sum mora beer tampons from the kwik-e-mart'n?

by G-Union May 19, 2003

beer bandit

A girl who punches someone in the face and shouts "BEER BANDIT" while simultaniously stealing thier beer.

"WTF!! Dude that girl just punched me in the face and shouted Beer Bandit!"

by A.Mar March 7, 2007