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Like a dog fetching a bone, a beer fetcher is someone who is used for the purpose of bring you beer after beer. See also Wifeslave.
When I get home in the evenings, I usually plop down in the recliner and cut on some King of The Hill, then holler for my beer fetcher to bring me some Busch Ice.
by beer and boobs for breakfast October 4, 2010