3 definitions by beer and boobs for breakfast

Cum cave

In reference to a woman being good for nothing more than sexual gratification.

Kelly can't cook or clean but I call her every now and then to use her as a cum cave.

by beer and boobs for breakfast October 5, 2010

The Lay Down Game

The funniest game ever created on the face of the earth. The Lay Down Game is simple:
Find a completely random place to lay down face down with your hands by your side and legs out nice and straight, then get a friend to take a picture. Upload the pictures to your facebook account or preferably to a Lay Down Game group page like The Lay Down Game North Carolina Version and make people laugh!

I cannot stop laughing at how random these pictures from The Lay Down Game are, so funny!

by beer and boobs for breakfast October 5, 2010

Beer fetcher

Like a dog fetching a bone, a beer fetcher is someone who is used for the purpose of bring you beer after beer. See also Wifeslave.

When I get home in the evenings, I usually plop down in the recliner and cut on some King of The Hill, then holler for my beer fetcher to bring me some Busch Ice.

by beer and boobs for breakfast October 5, 2010