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The Hot Air Balloon

Only possible when a man has a foreskin. The hot air balloon is when a person spreads the foreskin of a penis and proceeds to blow dry their glans while simultaneously inflating the foreskin similar to a hot-air-balloon.
Got a little bored with my usual jerking habits, decided to do the hot air balloon last night.
by ding_dong_consumer May 27, 2021
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Air Los Angeles

The Walmart version of Supreme trying to get big slapping their logo on anything they think will sell.
air-losangeles.com
by The Meme Mistro February 9, 2020
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air time

The name for when someone is purposely being blanked.
Geoff: Man, Paul has put me on air time for a month!
Henry: Loser.
by tjmooree July 1, 2019
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Air Beast

Air Beast
n. Master of atmospheric power and elevated presence. Controls the environment through mental superiority, strategic movement, and invisible but undeniable influence.

Power Traits:
- Mentally floats above drama
- Navigates through toxic environments
- Controls room atmosphere
- Moves with invisible force
- Commands air spaces

In Action Examples:
"Pure Air Beast energy when they:
- Glided through corporate politics
- Made tension disappear
- Changed room temperature with presence
- Elevated above hate
- Controlled breathing of business deals
Had them gasping for air while staying cool"

Air Beast Moves:
1. Strategic Float:
- Above negativity
- Through barriers
- Over obstacles
- Past limitations
- Through resistance

2. Atmospheric Control:
- Reads room energy
- Shifts moods instantly
- Commands attention silently
- Creates breathing room
- Clears toxic air

Remember: "Air Beast don't fight the wind - they become it. That's why you can't catch them, but always feel their presence." 💨

"When you're moving Air Beast, you don't dodge obstacles - you float through them." 🌪️
Example:
"Watch how they Air Beast through meetings:
- Floats in silently
- Shifts entire energy
- Makes opposition lose breath
- Controls discussion flow
- Leaves everyone elevated"

Power Signs:
"You know it's Air Beast when:
- Pressure can't touch them
- Hate can't reach them
- Drama can't affect them
- Opposition can't ground them
They just float different"
by Boston Beast November 21, 2024
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Air jacking

When someone goes to a breezy place and jerks.
"Mom i'll be on the hill"
"But you just went"
"I'm going air jacking"
by ThatGuyWhoMakesRandomWords March 27, 2015
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Air biscuit

Another name for a fart. Preferably dense cloud fart that lingers
Damn! Who dropped an air biscuit!
Hope that air biscuit didnt come with gravy.
by Paul Merr November 5, 2018
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Hot Air Balloon

Someone who has a big head that's full of hot air e.g. Gaston
mostly dumb
"eeww he's SUCH a hot air balloon"
"yeah I can't even stand him"
by Bazlle Owl October 14, 2018
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