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Brown bag toilet

When you have your water shut off and can’t flush a toilet so you squat over a brown paper bag and poop.
Did you hear the neighbors water is shut off so he is using the brown bag toilet.
by Toe knee October 5, 2021
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Conglomerate Party Toilet

The act in which multiple people drop a load in the toilet without flushing. Leaving a nice overfilled bowl for an unfortunate guest at a house party.
“Hey man remember not to flush, we’re doing a conglomerate party toilet!” “Oh man not this prank again…”
by Bleeding ball sack October 15, 2021
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David’s toilet papper

David brings to class so justino can wipe he’s ass
Guy1. “What are they doing over there
Guy2. “Who justino his just wiping David with David’s toilet papper”
by Justino’s dictionary November 22, 2021
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Watering the toilette

When you need to clean up a stupid thing you made, that in the moment seemed normal, but after a second though you feel stupid, ashamed and very much laughable
where is he? he is watering the toilette for buying a banana holder
by McBucket December 10, 2021
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Schrödinger's Toilet

When the toilet is clogged with toilet paper, so you've flushed it over and over until you're at the point where you have no idea if the weight from the water will finally flush it or if the toilet's gonna overflow. That near-future toilet now exists in a superposition of being flushed and overflowing on the floor with your shit, so your planning brain has to treat it like both outcomes have happened (toilet superposition) as you pull the handle.
With that flush, I had come to the point of Schrödinger's Toilet. It was salvation or death. There was no turning back now.
by SeagullSpit May 21, 2022
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Double Double Tilde

Two muñeños at the same time. One in front, one in back!
The muñeños were everywhere, and before he knew it he had a double double tilde.
by masonelchingon June 29, 2022
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sit on toilet paper and swing my feet

When something makes you feel super low; feeling bad
That made me feel like I could sit on toilet paper and swing my feet
by SheaHiStepn August 12, 2022
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