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weapons grade stupidity 

Tech-support slang for customer intelligence that is so low it poses a severe hazard to those who come in contact with it. Some times abbreviated as WGS.
Did you hear about that user on the second floor who managed to force an Ethernet cable into a laptop's USB port? Fried the computer and it had to be replaced. I don't care who you are... that's some weapons grade stupidity right there.
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spupid by anonymous July 7, 2021

Stupidity 

The perpetual trademark of our species. The random and unpredictable state of mind that causes and governs wars, unwanted pregnancies, political actions, divorces, ripoffs, reality TV shows, copycat crimes, cults, self-injury, and lawsuits.
Since the stupid in our midst are breeding uncontrollably while the intelligent minority are dying out, one can easily predict that our stupidity will far outpace our technological progress within a few decades, and propel us back to the Stone Age or extinction with in a few centuries.
You can never go broke by underestimating the stupidity of the human race.
Stupidity by sarcastic December 13, 2003

stupidified 

Stupidified is the stage you reach after been smoking some weed with a friend. After been taking a couple of hits on the joint you sit there and discuss everything and nothing and you don't know why you said some things.
Shannon: What do you mean?
Bobo: Mean what, I'm not mean, I'm nice
Shannon: You said a helicopter can't land upside down
Bobo: Did I? Why can't it land upside down?
Shannon: I don't know
Bobo: What are we talking about, I feel completely stupidified
stupidified by Bobo L August 4, 2006

Stupidly 

given to unintelligent decisions or acts : acting in an unintelligent or careless manner
Obama:"Cambridge police acted stupidly in arresting somebody when there was already proof that they were in their own home."
Stupidly by steve14 July 23, 2009

stupidhead 

someone who has no fucking clue about anything.
You are a stupidhead.
stupidhead by sj0r April 27, 2003

voter stupidity 

The #1 reason political ads have basically remained unchanged for several years. Each election season candidates go on TV and, in a soft, dramatic voice, tell the viewers how much they love you, and how much they love your children, and how they want a wonderful future for you, and for your children, and golly, I want to be the one to do it. And the soft music plays in the background, while we watch a montage of images of children and elderly people. Then those who are the most gullible voters sit back and think, "wow, this person really must care about me and my children. I mean, listen to the music!"

So, without any careful study of the candidates, they vote them into office, and when the now elected official starts pursuing special interest paybacks and forgetting about you and your children, the voter is stunned and outraged.

The #2 reason is voting down party lines, regardless of the qualifications of the candidate. To flippantly vote for a candidate based on party affiliation is not only wholly irresponsible, but shows blatant ignorance towards the percentage of voters who attempt to educate themselves during election years. After all, we're trying to elect the least evil candidate.
The Erie County budget disaster so outraged the community, that voters put most of the legislators back into office the next election year. Um..., now wait a minute. That sounds like voter stupidity. When we asked a voter, he said "well, I'm a Democrat, and even though he is one also and he was equally responsible for this mess, well, I just voted down the party line, you see. Plus, his commercial said he really liked me and my family."
voter stupidity by beastfan August 9, 2006