Dirty Scotty

When boring sex is being had in one's bedroom, in an attempt to spice things up, chicken pate is used in place of lube and must be applied whilst saying, 'just enjoy yourself' in a Birmingham accent.

Shagging the Mrs last night and wasn't going well so had to give it the old 'dirty scotty'

by NoDramaFarmer January 25, 2025

Michael Scott

That's what she said

That joke's getting old because Michael Scott said it too much

by Rictoman February 2, 2025

Big Scott

A sexy motherfucker - typically between early 30s - mid 40s, who will complement almost any female of a similar age range on sight.

*Notices a blonde 40 year old waiting at the traffic lights...*

Big Scott: "She's hot!"

by Jack Spank9049 March 21, 2026

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 24, 2025

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 24, 2025

Bunless Scottdog

To circumcise yourself in the middle of sex. Named after the singer of Creed and his love for hotdogs and circumcision.

"Jerome did a bunless scottdog last night and now he walks funny."

by Rodney Gamerfield March 5, 2025

Bunless Scottdog

To circumcise yourself during sexual intercourse. Named after Scott Stapp, the lead singer of Creed, who is a huge fan of Hotdogs and circumcision.

Jerome did a bunless scottdog last night and now he walks funny.

by Rodney Gamerfield March 5, 2025