Eyecicle 

An ocular stalactite of manfat.

John unloaded his manfat onto his girlfriend's face and left a neat little eyecicle dangling precariously from her false eye-lashes.

Eyecicle by Baggashite November 12, 2009

EyeFloater 

The little things in your eyes that you see every now and then that seem to float away when you look at it

I always seem to get a eyefloater that i cant quite stare down

it was talked about in family 2 different times

EyeFloater by chris deleon July 28, 2010

Eyearrhea 

anything horrible to look at; but mostly bad TV.

E.G. reality TV or Jersey shore.

Me: "ahhh gawd"

You: "what's wrong"

Me: "i was watching faux news and now i have Eyearrhea!"

You: "uhgg go wipe your eyes off"

Eyearrhea by silvershamus August 11, 2010

Eyes Bigger Than One's Vagina 

Similar to the phrase that someone's "eyes are bigger than his/her stomach," which means that someone overestimated the amount of food that he/she wanted, having eyes bigger than one's vagina means that someone overestimated the size pecker (wanker, johnson, peter) that she wanted or could handle.

Girl 1: "How was your sleepover with George last night?"
Girl 2: "I'm still sore!"
Girl 1: "Ha, I guess your eyes are bigger than your vagina!"
(Girl 1 is an example of someone who has eyes bigger than one's vagina)

Eyes Bigger Than One's Vagina by jk_all_the_way October 4, 2010

eye-jam 

An eye-jam is a staring contest on steroids. Two combatants, usually dom and craig, lock into a dead stare into the depths of each others irises. Winner is determined by the first person to blink, look away or smile. While seeming mundane in its nature, excessive and/or extreme, perhaps even backwards, eye-jams can lead to deterioration of sight, lack of ability to see color, loss of depth perception, low self esteem (if youre dom), extreme gayness (again, if youre dom) and in some worst case scenarios, even paralysis or death.

Dom couldnt eye-jam his way out of a wet paper bag.

eye-jam by boodism April 11, 2011

eye bogies 

The 'sleep' or muck you get in your eyes of a morning, or you just don't wash properly. Can be crusty. Not to be eaten.

'you've got eye bogies'
'I have crusty eyes, must be the eye bogies'

eye bogies by Posh Birds Do It Best February 16, 2012

Eye Dessert

Someone who is so good looking that you just want to box them up, bring them home, and enjoy in the comforts of your abode.

You: "Check her out. Girl at 3 o'clock."

Me: "Damn, now that is some eye dessert. I'm going to need a to-go box for her."

Eye Dessert by Vovalicious October 15, 2012