A god walking amongst mere mortals. of Scandinavian origin his ancestors probably enslaved yours and he is in the family business. His gravitational pull is so large that it attracts all the honeys toward his center. he has a dark past... also unrelated he regrets 9/11. His rapping tunes swoon me into fanciful thinking of what i know can never be between us. His eyes tell me a story his words seem to contradict and all my hopes of being fulfilled in the night hours so depend upon his abnormally long middle toe that i fear if i do not receive its immediate attention i will die grasping on too my Ethan body pillow.
Ethan N: i am going to write you up for gambling since you stayed in the dorm during the fire alarm
guy: 9/11 was not your fault, don't take out your pain on me, i can help you.
Ethan N: you can't help me! I'm too far gone...
guy: no Ethan you're not! there is good in you, you just have to let me see your abnormally long big toe, i mean open up to me.
guy: 9/11 was not your fault, don't take out your pain on me, i can help you.
Ethan N: you can't help me! I'm too far gone...
guy: no Ethan you're not! there is good in you, you just have to let me see your abnormally long big toe, i mean open up to me.
by Plutarch2024 January 29, 2024
Get the Ethan Nmug. ETHAN IS SUUUUUUUUUUPER SLOW LIKE AHHHH HURRRY UP!!!! XOXOXA he is slower than my dad at fallout 76 and thats SLOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWprops cuz hes sliding all over the place with his buttery chewy toes and pearly white teeth
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by A3KT3K October 19, 2019
Get the Ethanmug. by imsogoodat8ball November 28, 2021
Get the ethan kellymug. The act of of a Girl named Ashleigh with brown hair and green eyes, sometimes blue, who hates A guy named Ethan. Ethan probably had blonde hair and it’s curly. brown eyes and a large love for ashleigh. but for some reason Ashleigh does not like him at all. she despises him very much
by EthanLovesAshleighBigMuch March 28, 2021
Get the ashleigh doesn’t love Ethanmug. by Yaw alright mush April 22, 2020
Get the Ethanmug. a horrible person who does fucked up things to women .
liar , cheater and manipulator and much more!
liar , cheater and manipulator and much more!
by meowmamaqueen January 8, 2025
Get the ethan lynchmug. He is a guy that can change a girl's heart from cold & broken, to full of love & happiness. He is handsome and all the girls want him. He is athletic & strong but still kind and gentle. He is hard working & very respectful. He's someone u want to spend the rest of your life with. He is the cute guy u will find yourself staring at in class. He's adorable & extremely cute. He's funny & will make you smile constantly. When you know him it's hard not to fall for him especially if he falls for u. He's willing to do anything for u & would wait a whole year for u if he had to. He'll stay up until he falls asleep talking to u. He wants u to be happy that's all he cares about. He always makes u feel so special like nothing else matters. Holding his hand is the most amazing feeling. Getting a hug from him makes u feel so safe & u never want to let go. His hair is amazing & u could stare into his eyes all day. His strength inside and out comforts you & you can tell him anything. He is perfect in your eyes & you'll never want him to change. He will make a huge impact on your life, and u will never forget him. He is an amazing listener, he's sweet, romantic & you'll fall head first for Ethan, he makes u weak in the knees, if he thinks your special he means it, he's very protective all girls. Girls don't let him go too easily, very trustworthy, kicks any guys ass who messes with the girl he loves, he's usually attracted to brunettes, Oh, and one more thing, he is amazing at kissing.
by Lifetakesyou August 5, 2016
Get the ethan kussmug.