cooter broom

A thick bushy but well groomed mustache.

The man used his cooter broom to satisfy his lover.

by BadKittyXD August 4, 2023

cootercray

(N.) While menopausal. Coming completely unhinged for no apparent reason. May include behaviors such as screaming at everyone and crying for no apparent reason often, throwing objects at people or things, and randomly throat punching innocent bystanders. May also driving erratically and flipping people off.

Ashley: I am cootercray today.

Abby: Really?

Ashley: Yep, that’s why my husband is “having me time” today.

Abby: Did you throw a shoe at his head again?

Ashley: I clipped him with the car.

by One Menopausal Mama August 6, 2023

cooterflute

When a girl queefs a high pitched song, known as a cooterflute

My girlfriend cooterfluted a song

by Cooterfluter August 8, 2023

Cooler Than Ice Boy

Telling how cold hearted you are to a boy who loves you.

"I'm cooler than ice boy, I'mma freeze your heart"

by jisuya_oo_ee_oo August 16, 2023

Cooter shooter

When a female sneezes/queefs causing the tampon in her vagina to shoot out like a bullet from an m-16. Deadly at close range if hit directly.

Did you hear how terry died….apparently Meghanns cooter shooter when off and killed him.

by PJohns3372 August 16, 2023

cooter craft

The art of females wearing super tight pants or shorts ie: workout clothing, bikini bottoms, yoga pants, etc. while filming social media content. Most all camera angles are intended to focus on the crotch/inner pelvic area, specifically highlighting the aforementioned area, most definitely to garner likes and followers to the creators social media accounts and/or outside sites like onlyfans or similar.

related definitions usually include boob craft, and booty craft.

No guys really payed much attention to what she was actually saying in her reels or stories, they were more interested in her cooter craft abilities.

by CutDaddy August 21, 2023

Coomer

Porn Addicts that lack basic motor functions, morals, and humanity.
They will deny the addiction

They will lie
They will make excuses

They will start using big words to make themselves sound smart.

Zack can’t go for more than 2 days without watching porn, he must be a coomer. I caught him jacking off to something very weird when I got home……..

by MushroomPixels September 3, 2023