Blue Hankie

When a guy jizzes inside of his pants or in reference to said jizz.

Jennifer: How was your movie date with Steven?
Sara: Great, until I saw he had a blue hankie.

by LilBigDog May 26, 2015

Blue Waffle

When a female human is smacked in the vaginal region with a racket (tennis, squash, badminton, flyswatter etc.) and becomes badly bruised, resulting the appearance of a blue waffle on her vag that should never be google image searched.

"Ow I got blue waffled tonight" "Nasty"

by taint_talk November 23, 2016

Blue-Dog

The blue flame which is emitted when igniting a fart.

Joe was creating some serious blue-dogs after eating all of those spicy tacos.

by jtabularasa December 8, 2015

blue puss

The female equivalent of "blue balls."

The resulting pain when a lover brings a woman close to climax but then bails.

Damn, last night we were making out, dude cums and leaves me with the blue puss once again.

by jrmo January 23, 2016

blue waffle

Something you REALLY SHOULD NOT GOOGLE! (for your own health)

Blue waffles look DISASTEROUS! NEVER EVER EVER GOOGLE THEM! IF YOU DO DONT LOOK AT THE IMAGES!!!!!!!

by green_girl9 March 9, 2016

Sham-blue

Feeling so self conscious and depressed about it that you feel like a whale swimming in a sea of sadness

Hannah: I'm so sad. I don't want to move.

Jolene: Don't be sham-blue. You are so loved.

by Quku June 28, 2019

Blue balls

An underuse injury.

A lack of spousal attention caused my blue balls.

by Alvin2 July 29, 2019