Chris evans

Chris evans is my baby daddy. He is so sexy and is dating me NOT YOU just me so back off.

Wait who are you dating?
CHRIS EVANS YOU ABSOLUTE WANKER

by WAPYUP November 23, 2021

chris

night night dipshit

chris you suck

by Jskzjdjdjdjd July 25, 2020

Chris Browned

To absolutely beat the living shit out of your girlfriend

News man 1 - "On tonights news, 23 year old male going to jail for absolutely beating the shit out of his girlfriend for touching his pizza rolls."
News man 2 - "Now thats what I called gettin' Chris Browned."

by jvic3 February 8, 2022

Chris

He is the definition of perfect, he makes you feel like your the only one he cares about. He is very sweet and can be attractive, most importantly he is the most sweet, funny, optimistic, handsome person you’ll ever meet. ❤️

Chris is the love of my life.

by bigdogbutthole September 17, 2019

Chris Johnson

Absolute fucking beast

Chris Johnson Usually says “do you want banging”
And “yes d feller”

by Big Chris December 2, 2019

Mechanical Chris

When you pin a person down into the doggy style position, spread their anus out with metal clamps, rub butter on their asshole walls as you pour hydrochloric acid and take a sandpaper dildo wrapped in barbed wire and go to town on them.

“Timmy, I swear to god if you don’t clean up your room I will give you a mechanical chris”

by MechanicalChrisLover May 25, 2024

Chris

Chris is a stupid,dumb annoying kid who will bully you and harass you. If you are friends with someone name Chris RUN its not worth it to be in a friendship or realationship with the person.

MY bestfriend is Chris. OMFG you should get out of that realationship ASAP

by Leila Rivera February 17, 2020