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Right

Something you shouldn't have in our government.
We have no rights. Long live the USSR!
by You stupid... June 1, 2021
mugGet the Rightmug.

right-wing nut job

The act of jacking off your partner while vaping with your tits out in a theater.
*She leans over*

"Would you like a right-wing nut job?"
by Ornery on Main September 16, 2023
mugGet the right-wing nut jobmug.

Driving in my car right after a beer

A meme where asgore runs over dess
Driving in my car right after a beer
Hey, that bump is shaped like a deer
DUI?
How about you die?
I'll go a hundred miles
An hour!

Little do you know, I filled up on gas
Imma get your fountain-making ass
Pulverize this fuck
With my Bergentrück
It seems you're out of luck!
TRUCK!
by Fearh and hungah July 19, 2025
mugGet the Driving in my car right after a beermug.

Poke the right bears

Business folks say this to 1) imply they can do favors, affect change, etc. and 2) sound macho.

Especially common among grown-up douchebro yuppie types.
Hydrogen fuel cells aren't a development priority this quarter? Let me see if I can poke the right bears to get this done.
by unicodebandito May 9, 2017
mugGet the Poke the right bearsmug.

Bill of Rights

What greedy slimeballs try to and do covertly violate as much as they can for more control over people and their wallets.
Once a nation constituted by the bill of rights for people to be happy, now is only a memory.
by SpongeBoobies October 4, 2019
mugGet the Bill of Rightsmug.

Right Turn Clyde

I always thought this just meant you were a bit retarded. As in, you can only ever make an inside turn. So for us fellow colonialists, "Left turn Clyde". Never go against the flow.. only with it.. lick those windows.

Also apparently means some shit to do with a monkey but.. really?
Person 1: Oh shit, don't get directions from him!
Person 2: Why not?
Person 1: He is a window licker.. he's a proper "Right Turn Clyde". You'll end up going in a circle!
by anonymous October 17, 2021
mugGet the Right Turn Clydemug.

Right Pair of Fags

Common insult and greeting used by pikeys. It is used regardless of whether the pikey is talking to 2 people. Possibly caused by lead poisoning after stealing metal from church roofs.
Shemus: What are you looking at you right pair of fags
Single Bystander: What are you talking about you stupid ginger cunt, I am the only one here.
by Rich Stone August 27, 2013
mugGet the Right Pair of Fagsmug.

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