valentines rape

when one person forces another to be their valentine

i think that would be classified as valentines rape

by banterful February 27, 2011

banner rape

the act of corrupting someone's profile banner on facebook by tagging them in a photo

Person 1: Did you just banner rape his profile?
Person 2: Yes, I don't think Chuck Norris approves of that guy.

by ihartfb March 20, 2011

headphone rape

1. When you hair looks all kinds of shit after wearing headphones for a couple of hours.

Ex:

Jake: Yo man, what the hell is wrong with your hair?

Greg: Fuckin' headphone rape.

by Monarching October 10, 2011

Hand Rape

Act of inserting partner's (or other's) hand down your pants in order for them to play with you and not allowing the release of the hand by pushing your stomach out to 'lock' their hand in place. An act of hand rape. Hours of ceaseless amusement, unless aggressive, unprovoked resistance measures taken.

Well your not cooking, or washing or anything, might as well make good use of what God's given you....why don't you hand rape me?

by Dr Psyko November 30, 2013

Yoga Rape

When a Yogi adjusts your pose in a way that can be misconstrued as sexual.

Dave totally yoga raped me in last night's vinyasa class.

by Christyjoyjr June 5, 2015

Computer Rape

When old men put their penis in the usb port and it goes through to your ass.

Moe Computer Raped me last week

by Rape Bus May 28, 2016

Chicken Rape

Basically a rooster chases a chicken around until:

1. The rooster is run over
2. The rooster gets close enough to the chicken to rape it an start again

Oh no! I saw chicken rape!

by efiL yM kcuF June 2, 2018