zombie jesus 

An exclamation of surpise or shock originating on Matt Groening's 'Futurama' animated TV show as a futuristic equivalent of the modern usage of 'Jesus Christ' as an exclamation. Usually preceded by the words 'sweet' or 'holy'.

"Sweet zombie Jesus!"

zombie jesus by Christopher Reynolds May 15, 2005

personal Jesus 

1. someone who is always there to be a shoulder to cry on.
A lover who is also a father figure, or a security blanket. Someone who does everything for his/her lover.

2. a 1990 hit for Depeche Mode. Johnny Cash covered it on his last album.

1. Bruce is a sugar daddy for Mary. He's her own personal Jesus.

2. Reach out and touch faith...

personal Jesus by I Saw U2 Live Twice April 15, 2007

Ghetto Jesus 

Any man with crack-cocaine.

Dude, you are our ghetto jesus, you have filled our block with crack!

Ghetto Jesus by Dongo April 22, 2005

kungfu jesus 

a martial arts, funky fresh savior of all men.......and hot babes

DUDE...did you just see that guy get his ass kicked by kungfu jesus

kungfu jesus by Tyler Clark May 14, 2007

Oh Lawd Jesus 

It refers to black people's pronunciation of "Lord Jesus"

You see a black girl with a huge butt and exclaim: Oh Lawd Jesus that ass!

Oh Lawd Jesus by Vite May 4, 2014

Purple Jesus 

4. Nickname for rookie running back Adrian Peterson of the Minnesota Vikings.

The Vikings beat the Falcons thanks to a 60 yard pass reception and run by Purple Jesus.

Purple Jesus by mphilg September 26, 2007

Oh my fucking sweet jesus tits 

An exclaimation, generally used to describe either something surprising or something extremely cool, radical, awesome, or any other adjective from the Ninja Turtle vocabulary.

"Oh my fucking sweet jesus tits! Check out those...tits!"

Oh my fucking sweet jesus tits by Kristoffer Grizzose of the Honkey Brigade September 7, 2008