Mississippi Mud Puppet

The sexual act of putting your penis in a woman's vagina then sticking your fist in her anus and stroking the penis with the fist. The opposite of a West Virginia Hand Puppet.

Sarah told me she wanted to try something new in bed, so I gave her a Mississippi Mud Puppet.

by OG Tom November 10, 2025

Nepalese Mud-Missle

same thing as a blumpkin, minus the toilet

I landed a huge Nepalese Mud-Missle right in the middle of Walmart psrking lot just before I made this Urban Dictionary entry

by UncleBlumpkin June 7, 2024

F-mud

Acronym for fuck my useless degree

F-mud is used as an expression when the person using it isn't happy w their social science or liberal arts or other non stem degree.

by Sexydimma December 14, 2022

mud thug

A redneck thug from the country who is tougher than a city thug but acts thugish

Toni is a mud thug

by Dairy of a madman January 4, 2023

Mud Mixer

The last dude in a gangbang who is mixing all the other dude’s cum together.

Bro I can’t believe you were the Mud Mixer last night!

by Mud Mixing Champ June 12, 2025

Mud Flossing

The act of filling an elderly man's colon with chocolate syrup, and then laying on your back with a big, smug smile on your face, while the elderly man straddles you and squirts it onto your teeth.

Jeremy Clarkson, of the show "Top Gear," holds a Bachelor of Science in Bolivian mud flossing, because gargling "chocolate fecal slurry" has been his life-long passion.

by Mr. Tinkerdog February 13, 2014

mud vagina

A recently used anal sphincter that one wishes to proctiate with during ass play.

Carl and I are going to hit up Taco Bell and maybe after he can make love to my mud vagina.

by Alexis_Texas May 7, 2017