beer goggles

The strange appearance of contact lenses which elevate previously obnoxious multi warted hogs, to the status of worth having a go on.

"feels warm, smells nice, female... Good start, FUCK Me, i must of been wearing my beer Goggles, hope i had brewers droop, cus i'd hate to see the offspring of this one".

by stouffer March 4, 2003

Beer Slut

A guy that sucks cock or anally violates himself on cam for beer.


See Fucking Loser and Morbid_Shadow

Morbid_Shadow is a fucking loser and a beer slut.

by Fucking Winner December 30, 2003

beer bat

strange bat found on the Eastern shore of Maryland especially around campfires where Yuengling is being drank; known for its call

Could that whine be a beer bat?

by Z Wardell Ph.D. July 5, 2003

beer trojan

In other words, a coozie. Commonly, a blown rubber, neoprene, or foam wrap into which a beer can or bottle is placed in order to keep that beer cold and refreshing.

Toss me a beer trojan, Stelly, my beer is sweatin' out chills in this heat.

by Capn the Crunch July 12, 2007

Beer

A unit of measurement equal to the amount of time OR money that something requires. Requires a sliding scale as the purchase price of beer may vary depending on location.

The train from Brussels to Amsterdam is four beers long.

The Hostel near the Red Light District costs about 12 beers a night.

by the wiremother February 3, 2010

blood beer

In Washington everybody can swap a pint of his own blood for a pint of beer.

In any washington bar:

-hey, how're u?what would you like?
-i'm a blood donor.so, a pint of blood beer, please.

by shamuil January 12, 2010

beer pong

The stench of stale beer. Most often experienced the morning after a party. Is also encountered in the keg room of respectable bars, or ubiquitously in dives.

Poo-whiff! beer pong!

by niftydog May 29, 2007