POO WIFF is the result of anal sex in hot temperatures. as the penis leaves the anal passage after ejaculation the most HORRIFIC smell will occur POO WIFF.it occurs in oth the male and the female. NOTE air.con WILL NOT over power the POO WIFF
when on holiday in hot climates and you fancy sum BUM FUN the POO WIFF will occur . this will lead to an embarrasing SILENCE for the rest of the holiday
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!