Dad

the most asshole person I know and also the one who doesn't care and hits you and always is yelling at you, you know those ones, the ones where you get nervous whenever he is even just in the same room as you as you hope he doesn't take away your right to goddamn CLOSE YOUR DOOR JUST SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO SEE HIM

Hey DAD nice to see you here

by Sue froppy May 10, 2019

DAD

Steve Harrington

“hey do you see that guy over there working at Scoops Ahoy?”
“Ya i heard he is a single parent with two kids and a lesbian best friend”
“Ya he’s the DAD of all dad’s.”

by Best gurl Eva July 19, 2019

dad

he said he was going to get milk

joe: "wheres your dad?
bob: "getting milk"
joe: "really mine too"

by thebestfactgiver March 3, 2022

ur dad

a comeback for when someone says literally anything to you

CC; "Hey carol, what did u do last night?"
CC; "Ur dad"

by syndey12345 June 10, 2022

Dad

Wait what's that

Jamal: Dad is coming through wit dat pizza
Tyrone: Dad? Can you eat what you call a dad?
Jamal: If you want to you can

by n3xtp0int October 20, 2018

My dad

Some guy name Rick who is a mixed dued who wasn't in my life until I was 16

My dad: sorry kiddo I haven't been in your life

Me: whatever

by The teen parent May 21, 2021

Jules Dad

A friend of Jeffrey Epstein, he has a huge dick and a bubble butt.

There goes Jules Dad again, at the island.

by badnice July 9, 2025