sand in your vagina

a condition causing bad moods, usually experienced by females but also can affect some males. Can only be fixed by a douche!

You're in a bad mood today, have you got sand in your vagina?

sand in your vagina by rubberbudgie October 8, 2003

total vagina 

a bigger pussy than most people would ever tolerate. Sucks at life. See also Flopdick.

You are being a total vagina, chug that beer, bitch

total vagina by stu is big April 13, 2005

Renaissance Vagina 

one vagina that is hairy as FUCK!!

Dude! Lena has a renaissance vagina for sure...

Renaissance Vagina by Paluser January 28, 2010

tuna vagina 

something made up by a kid called XV

tuna vagina, tuna vagina, i like tuna vagina

tuna vagina by ADIDASx1 March 31, 2010

Cleft Vagina 

A vaginal opening that nearly reaches the belly button. when the labia majors extends abnormally high, above the pubic mound. Although this not frequently seen in nature, an abnormally fat woman, or a woman with an extremely plump camel toe could exhibit this condition.

So, did she have a nice pussy?

No!! She had a cleft vagina, that shit nearly connected to her navel!

Cleft Vagina by El Parchador August 21, 2010

tiffany's vagina 

Soft, sweet, full of love, but only for Cain cause Cain is the man a Tiffany needs to have vaginal contact with. Cain will own da pussy

fuk dat shit bitch Tiffany's vagina

tiffany's vagina by Assman717booty January 14, 2014

sand in your vagina

When someone is bein impossible. Comin at you bitching over any and everything

All I said was "look hun,we got 4 grand a month goin out in credit card bills, unless yo ass plannin on gettin a job maybe you should chill on the........

(Her) nigga who the fuck is you talkin to like that. Last time I checked YO ass was paying 19.99 a month for your "milfs with jugs" subscription

Me - what a bitch, you obviously have sand in your vagina , don't worry, it should clear up in 2 or 3 days

sand in your vagina by hookdaddy January 13, 2016