by lil cock pump November 13, 2020
Get the chris mcbirniemug. When all the girls fantasize about fucking you and all the guys are envious and jealous of you. But when the girls eventually sit down on your cock all hell breaks loose. No e if them want to leave you or let you go. Causing you and other guys to fight it out. Thick dick Casanova.
Shannon told Shelby to have her back if she's asked about a sleepover. Since Shannon was secretly having a Dirty Chris with a popular guy.
by UrTonguesHangingOut December 14, 2023
Get the Dirty Chrismug. Chris is type of person that loves Dogs Alot. Some people call him Mr. FurryFriend. Chris is a visual person that see interesting things and he is very kind.
by Siberian Husky Dog Gang November 22, 2021
Get the Chrismug. That one guy who betrayed his first love Basketball and is now married to Football. Chris would never leave Footballs side and is extremely loyal to her. But it's better this way because basketball is for scrubs and football is better.
Dude 1: Yo you see that catch?
Dude 2: Yeah, Chris only has hands for Football.
Dude 1: Chris totally dumped basketball.
Dude 2: Thats fine, Basketball is for scrubs.
Dude 2: Yeah, Chris only has hands for Football.
Dude 1: Chris totally dumped basketball.
Dude 2: Thats fine, Basketball is for scrubs.
by SomebodyOnTheInternettt May 28, 2019
Get the Chrismug. A guy who is very smart and not very tall he does not throw pouches in the dustbin he only eats good food no junk food he is very kind he has a very nice mind like he thinks that he want to kill me sometimes and he has a crush called Christina .
Don't get scared of Chris only get scared if he show his face #smalldick
#asshole #verysmallinheight
#asshole #verysmallinheight
by Motherfucker in the town November 21, 2018
Get the CHRISmug. by SoxdaCat December 18, 2009
Get the Chris Brownedmug.