sweaty potato 

a girl who thinks shes ugly and she is expecially when its hot outside

dude : bro kayla is a sweaty potato
bruh : totally

sweaty potato by Banananananassss August 21, 2017

Stinky Potato 

The act of shitting into a used condom and leaving it on display in someone's home.

Remember that Tyler kid that fucked with me in middle school? He threw an open house on Saturday, so I banged his gf and left a stinky potato behind his mom's lamp.

Stinky Potato by Brozac August 24, 2017

pike potato 

A potato you set aside on your bed stand to refuel after having intensive intercourse with a female.

After banging Stephanie last night, I inhaled my pike potato in preparation for round two.

pike potato by The Scranton Strangler October 7, 2017

gooch potato 

1. The dandruff clumps on your taint.
2. An obscure sexual aroused fetish using potatos
3. Sticking your nose between Someones pelvis and anus.

Katie:What are you doing back there Jim?
Jim: There were yellow flakes on the bed !
Katie:You think its gooch potato?

Jim:Its definitely gooch potato

gooch potato by AsAboveSoBelow420 October 11, 2017

majestic potato 

a person who can't walk or build on bridges.

Dang, that person is like a majestic potato.

majestic potato by TootyFruity123 October 26, 2017

Baked potato 

When youre face fucking a girl and she vomits all over your dick then she puts a condom on it to let it bake then she takes it off and keeps giving you a good succ

I want a baked potato tonight!

Baked potato by Samsungwasher October 28, 2017

a potato cabbage 

a potato cabbage is a person who is attracted to a panda that enjoys growing crops. if he, the potato cabbage, was to fuck the panda he would be known as a sausage hustler. people across the globe are known for feeding pandas with a potato cabbage.

"aw yeah mate, i AM a potato cabbage, but man those pandas look sexy!"

a potato cabbage by ThePoopyNanUnderYourBikini November 5, 2017