Unwritten Law of School 

When the bell rings, you must speak to the peer sitting next to you.

RIIIING!!! "Yah I know! My grandparents live in New York!" "No way! My cousin lives in Kansas" "OMG I love the Wizard of Oz!" "Thank goodness for the Unwritten Law of School!"

Unwritten Law of School by Kennedy Middle September 21, 2011

Cristy Law 

Um why are you looking me up on urban dictionary? CREEP.

Cristy Law is pretty awesome. But if you're creepy enough to look her up, you should probably stay away from her.

Cristy Law by Pope Uban II January 7, 2013

The law of "Good Will Hunting" 

States that if an argument arises when discussing a certain actor's best movie, if said actor appeared in the movie "Good Will Hunting," the argument is over and "Good Will Hunting" is the best movie that actor appeared in

Idiot - Ben Affleck's best movie is Argo.

Intelligent Person - Ha! Nope, it's Good Will Hunting! The law of "Good Will Hunting" states I'm correct!

The law of "Good Will Hunting" by Booz August 11, 2014

GRANDMA LAW 

Your mom cannot Beat you when you are with grandma

Mom: Ivan I'm going TO whoop your ass
Ivan: Haha I think not! IM WITH GRANDMA
Mom: OH fuck I forgot about GRANDMA LAW

GRANDMA LAW by Crack eater May 13, 2020

Jones' Law 

The more time that passes, the more likely Alex Jones was right.

Did you hear that Atrazine, one of the world's most widely used pesticides, makes adult male frogs into females?
I figured, its Jones' Law, they turned the frogs gay.
What about Covid being a Bioweapon?

Jones' Law by AltLore May 25, 2021

Günters Law 

Günter's Law:
"If CNN reports something, that is evidence of the contrary"

"The CNN just reported Russia bombed civilians"

Günters law proves that it didn't happen and it is in fact likely the Ukrainians bombed civilians

Günters Law by Lampost88 April 19, 2022

Reeve's law 

Reeves's Law states that as soon as an actor or actress stars in a comic book movie adaptation their career, talent, and sex appeal all begin a steadily accelerating decline that ends in tragedy or obscurity. The upshot of this is that they may continue to grace the cover of various publications, usually Star and Enqirer.

'How about Halle Berry as catwoman? Sounds like an example of reeve's law'
Christopher Reeve - Superman. But also
Hugh Jackman- Wolverine
Nicolas Cage- Ghost Rider
Jennifer Garner- Elektra
Thomas Jane, who's role as the Punisher caused his career to be horribly stillborn, and his predecessor Dolph Lundgren, who's portrayal was so bad it actually cause all his PREVIOUS films to become terrible and forever crippled the 80's action genre.

Reeve's law by Apoth December 10, 2007