Definitions by AltLore

Jones' Law 

The more time that passes, the more likely Alex Jones was right.

Did you hear that Atrazine, one of the world's most widely used pesticides, makes adult male frogs into females?
I figured, its Jones' Law, they turned the frogs gay.
What about Covid being a Bioweapon?

Jones' Law by AltLore May 25, 2021

Gustalize 

When you visualize a taste in your mind.
Gustalize multiple ingredients at once and you will experience the sensation of new flavors.

This word is a portmanteau of gustatory visualize.

I tried a new variety of apple, I couldn't help but Gustalize how amazing it would taste in a pie.

Gustalize by AltLore March 3, 2020

pearl necktie 

When a dude pulls out and his ejaculate forms a straight line from her neck to her bellybutton.

He was so pent up that when he pulled out he gave her a pearl necktie.

pearl necktie by AltLore September 24, 2017

Pussy on the Rocks 

Any sexual act involving an icecube put inside or around a vagina.

Is that an Ice cube or your dick?
Its your pussy on the rocks.

Pussy on the Rocks by AltLore September 6, 2017

mexican champagne 

Tequila

Well known users include the Jimmy Kimmel Show

Chris Pratt: Oh this is really a Mexican Champagne?
Guillermo Rodriguez: Yea it is!
Chris: Alright.
Guillermo: I don’t mess around. Cheers.
Chris: That Is. . . Tequila.

mexican champagne by AltLore March 4, 2015