jake

a white kid whos mom started fucking with a black guy named tyrese after her second marriage failed , he hears his mom getting pounded every night , he plays basketball, has one black friend , lives in the suburbs , and hates his mom
jerome: aye jake whos that black guy in the benz that picks you up from school ?

jake: thats my moms boyfriend his name is tyrese

jerome: oh thats what shes into ..... i knew it too !

jake: what do you mean ?

jerome: mann shut yo ass up and just hand her my number for me , or matter fact just give me her number real quick
by takeyabitchandhititquick May 28, 2016
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Jake is a douche bag.
by Jacobias October 14, 2019
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yo bro how much u be packen (Jake)
by bob the builder thick man April 06, 2022
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A guy who’s girlfriend is an annoying Whiney looney who only comments in about herself. She is always hungry and wants her nails done. No one wants to hang out with her but the Jake keeps bringing her around
“Oh my god bruh his girlfriend is so annoying why does he still bring her around, no one likes her.”

“yea I know, he’s being a Jake.”

I think we all know a Jake”

“Don’t be a Jake”
by Redneckdog302 April 14, 2019
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Jake is athletic, cute, hot, funny, nice. Jake is everything you would want in a guy. Jake’s tall and has the hottest body ever. His eyes are a beautiful brown. He’s the smartest guy I know. Hes the love of my life.
by Morgan_zoe7 April 20, 2021
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Some next shitter at valorant cant aim to save his life
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Typically a man who doesn’t support his child for years then has another child with another woman and then he wants to be apart of his first kids life, but only because the new girl is making him.
Did you use a condom? You don’t want to end up with a Jake.
by Totesgerman September 03, 2020
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