Dick Move 

When your company sends you an email letting you know you can save $50 a month if you turn in a form from your doctor to the HR department on Monday. But sends you the email on Friday.

Dear valued employee, You can save $50 per month on your health insurance with our company if you send in the attached biometeric form filled out by your doctor by the deadline below. (Deadline is less than one business day from the date the letter was sent out. ) Signed, Your employer, Dick Move.

Dick Move by vudukungfu December 22, 2015

dick dacking 

Spending time doing nothing import. AKA lollygagging

Stop dick dacking around and lets go get a beer.

dick dacking by lowbatt August 27, 2016

Dick depressed 

When a girl is depressed about the lack of dick in her life

Girl: I need to get laid It's been a while

Other girl: your dick depressed

Dick depressed by Madddie_t August 21, 2016

Dick for daycare

When you're with a chick that's crazy, but she watches your kid while you're at work. The sex is great, so you don't feel the need to go to your backup plan just yet.

Similar to a Bangmaid

Guy 1- "Why are you still with that crazy bitch?"
Guy 2-"She's cheaper than a babysitter"
Guy 1- "So it's a dick for daycare situation?"
Guy 2- "Pretty much"

Dick for daycare by Roscoe Moist December 3, 2016

dick dogged

When u get fucked over especially by athorities

Bro i got pulled over doing 100 in 30 and the cop totally dick dogged me.

dick dogged by Findarr January 10, 2017

Dick crawl 

Like a bar crawl, but with dicks.

Having a lot of random sex in one night.

"Hey Erin, I have a hankering for some dick. Wanna go on a dick crawl?"

Dick crawl by natastrophie March 15, 2017

Dick Deck

When a male sends a dick pic but his dick is on a tech deck so his Dick looks bigger

"Can you tell Clay to stop sending me Dick Decks"

Dick Deck by Danky Heel April 6, 2017