mouth full of vaseline

When one speaks to you with a lisp and you cannot decipher a word that they say. Or when a person spits uncontrollably and has a lisp. It is permissible to yell "vaseline" with a lisp and cut one of these lispers off.

Man, that guy with a lisp was talkin with a mouth full of vaseline. What the hell was he talking about?

by babypiratesnapchat2 June 24, 2023

full turtle

When something is so awkward/horrifying you pull your shirt, jacket or sweatshirt to cover your face. Normally this contains/disguises your laughing fit.

Someone looked up what truffle butter was, I full turtled for 5 min.

by Reallyallnamesaretaken April 17, 2015

Full house

When she makes you finish in all three sexual practices

Well like i was saying terry, last night the missus treated me to a full house, and its not even my birthday

by The real mr grey March 13, 2019

full nokia

Someone who goes off Facebook, then WhatsApp, then Instagram . . . and never signs up for Signal or Telegram.

Hey, I've been trying to get hold of Mike, but it looks like he's gone Full Nokia.

by Kreltch Meister Mike March 29, 2021

Full skunk

1: kissing your partner as if you were Pepé Le Pew

I asked him to full skunk me last night.

by SpectralSkills November 24, 2018

a full sized reject

A fat Twat where getting rejected by women has become a hobbie. It is said that in a certain place in England, when a full sized reject gets rejected, it is a tradition for the spectaters to sing,
" Hey fatty boom boom, can't get a Number!"

That boy over there has just got rejected, hes a full sized reject!
"Hey Fatty Boom boom, can't get a number!"

by pancake-lover March 11, 2010

full reiss nelson

The act of celebration after scoring for Arsenal when Reiss Nelson performs a full Nelson on the the opposing goalkeeper or Chris Willock

He scored against Spurs and then Full Reiss Nelson’d Loris to celebrate the winner

by DJ Foshizzle Your Momizzle October 30, 2017