Sucks Major French Fries

An expression in which shows disappointment in one's find. Another way of saying this expression is replacing "french fries" with "big mac".

Person one: "Dude, these Twitards are saying that Harry Potter sucks..."
Person two: "Ah, well, Twilight sucks major french fries..."

by -X-Ellen-X- November 10, 2009

french stamp

When a person pulls their butt cheeks apart and farts on another person’s forehead, leaving a little juice.

Waking up with a hangover, I realized that I had received a French stamp in the night while my friends were still partying.

by Clamantha July 25, 2019

French Gunfire

The act of making your urine multishot (split urine) and then spraying it at another woman with malicious intent.

Jenna: "I was totally French Gunfired last night!"

by Vladimir Carti February 11, 2020

French dollar

To pay for something, using a french kiss as a currency.

We'll watch your favorite movie if you give me 5 french dollars.

by Vladinou January 25, 2022

french navel

When u cum in a girl's belly button and then dip french fries in it and feed them to her

My girl said she was hungry so I made her a French navel

by Tackelberry November 18, 2022

delete the french language pack

basically like "delete system32" but for linux distros

guy 1: yo bro how do i stop this lag from my computer
guy 2: delete the french language pack

by ali._ January 24, 2025

french throatie

when your dick is crusty from a lack of proper hygiene, and a partner goes down on it like a similarly-crusty baguette

Dat girl gave a good french throatie

by the-france-fucker January 4, 2018