Browning apple

A term for a cougar on a downward slope (losing looks, allure money, attitude, confidence, etc.).

"Did you see Sheila last night? She used to be such a cougar, but damn that apple is browning. Fast."

"Oh, she's so sad. Clearly she doesn't realize she's a browning apple."

Browning apple by Cattocius April 26, 2012

rotten apple 

an offensive term for a school age child (under the age of 18) who has disciplinary problems and is being rebellious against their parents.

mother: Becky, what is wrong with you. I didn't give birth to you so as a teenager you would be a rotten apple.

Becky: Lol. i not a rotten apple, mom. you as my computer illiterate simply don't understand the children and teenagers of our generation.

rotten apple by Uncle Dimma June 1, 2012

rotten apple 

a) an offensive term for a school age child (under the age of 18) who has disciplinary problems and is being rebellious against their parents.

b) a piece of bad news

mother: Becky, i have a rotten apple for you. I didn't give birth to you so as a teenager you would be a rotten apple.

Becky: Lol. i not a rotten apple, mom. you as my compilliterate simply don't understand the children and teenagers of our generation.

rotten apple by Uncle Dimma September 18, 2012

moldy apple 

A testical that has been eaten by a magot and bleeds more than three times a day.

"Hey dude your cousin looks like a moldy apple bra"

moldy apple by Halford Thomas September 22, 2013

moose apple 

Manjina. The male Equivalent of a Moose Knuckle.

Used in the movie Thankskilling 3.

"Donnie thats a nice moose apple you have there."

moose apple by Donnie Mooseapple January 31, 2014

korean apple 

when a bitch is blowing you and she goes to suck on the nut but she bites it like an apple

have you ever had a korean apple?

so this bitch was giving me a korean apple right and i screamed?

korean apple by redalpaca April 18, 2014

alibi apple 

The one produce item purchased alongside candy and junk food to give the cashier the impression that you're not an unhealthy slob.

I got a box of Hot Pockets, a case of Coke, a bag of Hot Cheetos and threw in an alibi apple so the cashier wouldn't judge me.

alibi apple by alibiapple August 8, 2014