Twatter

Noun: A completely unexplainable occurrence, with absolutely no context other than being completely random; usually to the amusement and surprise of the observer(s) or 'twattee(s)'.

Example 1
*Derek is waiting in a queue for food and the till starts making ambulance siren noises without anyone touching it*
Derek: "Now that's a twatter!"

Example 2
*A couple of friends are watching a bystander*
Friend 1: "That man's throwing bagels at the seagulls again."
Friend 2: "That's a bit of a twatter."

by Clunge101 December 7, 2016

tittered

your fucked up

man ur sooooo tittered

by Bruhdren February 25, 2017

Twisteric

Trolling twitter timelines to find some vague tweet you can twist the words of so as to become hysterically offended.

She went completely twisterical over a minor political tweet by the president

by Matisse1234 April 17, 2017

Titters

1.Referring to the breasts or breast region of a female of any species in a Texas way invited my Bart aka BigTex

2. A combantion of utters and tittes

"God Damn that girl right past yonder has some nice ass Titters"

by Texasforever1861 July 8, 2017

Twatter

To send a tweet before you've actually thought it through

P O T U S; a twatter a day keeps the media at bay

by henry case July 27, 2017

twittorney

Portmanteau of the words "Twitter"and "attorney"; Person who will always back you on social media, regardless of the validity of your arguments.

"Thanks for being my twittorney the other day. Now I got a 20% discount on my next order."
"No problem! Customer services better be nice to us!"

by crememe July 28, 2017

twatter slaughter

Beating the pussy up.

"I got a whole night of twatter slaughter beginning at the smackdown of cock"

by Linglingpanda December 14, 2017