Noun: A completely unexplainable occurrence, with absolutely no context other than being completely random; usually to the amusement and surprise of the observer(s) or 'twattee(s)'.
Example 1
*Derek is waiting in a queue for food and the till starts making ambulance siren noises without anyone touching it*
Derek: "Now that's a twatter!"
Example 2
*A couple of friends are watching a bystander*
Friend 1: "That man's throwing bagels at the seagulls again."
Friend 2: "That's a bit of a twatter."
*Derek is waiting in a queue for food and the till starts making ambulance siren noises without anyone touching it*
Derek: "Now that's a twatter!"
Example 2
*A couple of friends are watching a bystander*
Friend 1: "That man's throwing bagels at the seagulls again."
Friend 2: "That's a bit of a twatter."
by Clunge101 December 07, 2016
"OMG I just saw a naked woman in the window up there"
"Nice did you see much?"
"Nah, just a bit of sideclunge"
"Nice did you see much?"
"Nah, just a bit of sideclunge"
by Clunge101 August 20, 2016