taint sweat 

The moisture that forms on your taint. It is a combination of asscrack sweat and genetailia/pube sweat. It is by far the worst smelling sent your body can produce.

Matt threatened to smear his taint sweat in Zach's face. What Matt didnt realize is that this secretly turned Zach on.

taint sweat by zach April 21, 2006

Taintkerchief 

An individual who strongly resembles a kerchief (presumably monogrammed, and purchased from an arrogant haberdasher) used to wipe the residual ca-ca from one's taint -- the ferocious terrain situated between the underside of one's testicles and the crest of one's anus. The derivative object taintkerchief is specifically useful when targeting the rogue ca-ca difficult to snare via the usage of conventional toilet tissue. Individuals resembling taintkerchiefs are ineffectual twits or peons...often chronic douche fortresses who overutilize terms like "bro," "bra," or "broheim" and/or post too many useless status updates on social networking sites.

Agatha, as per the usual, was behaving like a complete and utter taintkerchief -- so I took it upon myself to ruin her bulbous cranium with a waffle iron.

Taintkerchief by PooManChoo April 27, 2009

Zombie Training 

Zombie training consist of 5 -7 miles of running under 1 hour, strict diet, Random weight training (one should be able to do at least 335 push ups at a moments notice), learning to be a light sleeper, and can engage BEAST Mode as a last resort. It's extremely intense, but not as intense as 875 zombies running at you, and don't forget, they run at full speed all the time.

Gotta hit up the gym for an intense session of zombie training.

Zombie Training by Cat Daddy Supreme April 2, 2010

Taint District 

The neighborhood in Northwest Portland, Oregon between Johnson St. and Couch St. (pronounced cooch), west of the 405 freeway up until 23rd St.

Hey, lets go hit the bars in the Taint tonight!

Im sick of those trendy restaurants in the Taint District, lets just stay on the east side.

Taint District by Peppers O'Reilly June 1, 2006

Steam Trains 

The best kind of trains ever.

"Fuck Diesel Trains, Steam Trains are the best!

Steam Trains by Thart m' aster May 3, 2018

boyfriend in training 

The period in which a female will have a male she maybe interested in eventually will follow her around, and if she so chooses fool around with him.*But its okay cause they are "almost" dating* During this time the female will change him and mold him into whatever she wants in a guy. Then maybe if the guy doesn't fuck up too much she'll date him for real.

Me: Wow, are Joe and Lauren dating?
Mary: Not yet, he is still in training.
Griffin: *Whip sound*
Mary and Me: GRIFFIN!!!

boyfriend in training by Ange de Agonie December 22, 2003

trainspotting 

As above: shoooting up heoroin or the like. Called so because a session will leave a dark linear mark (known as a "track") at the site of the affected vein. Harcore users will tend to have multiple sites of injection and will locate, or "spot" an optimum vein - one with minimal "tracks" and discomfort or infection. A hit can be analogous to the impactof a locomotive or train.
That's how I figure it anyway.

Watch the damn movie. It rocks. try reading the book - the narration is spelled with a scotish accent all the way through.

trainspotting by lear February 3, 2004