purplepilled 

When truths and lies are mixed together, and you can't tell which is which.

Also when reality and unreality are not easy to distinguish, due to you taking a shit ton of hallucinogens, or just having a complete psychotic breakdown.

Doesn't matter what your political views are, we all been purplepilled before.

I took more than enough DMT to kill a horse, and now i'm purplepilled.

purplepilled by K-Dogg1 March 29, 2019

Famous giant puple stuffed worm in flapjaw space 

When there was a glitch in Arsenal Gear this is all Colonel Campbell could think about.... other than scissors..... and his past life as a burrowing worm..... and VR mission 59 to infiltrate Galuade and save Meryl....

"I hear it's amazing when the famous giant purple stuffed worm in flapjaw space, with a tuning fork, does a raw blink on Hairi Kairi Rock! I need scissors!! 61!!" Colonel Campbell

Famous giant puple stuffed worm in flapjaw space by Austin B. January 31, 2005

Purpled 

Purpled is a minecraft streamer/youtuber 800k. He is mostly known for his Bedwars skills.

A: Purpled is my favorite streamer!
B: mine too!

Purpled by Random kid for the internet April 8, 2021

Pursley

Derived from old english, meaning "Pear Tree" or some jazz like that. People will inevitably spell this name wrong, for instance, thinking it is written: Perceli, Pursely, Presly. The best clarification is to say "like parsley with a U."

Pursley is not a catchy nickname and you will inevitably be called by your first name if this is your surname.

"What's up with your name, is it like - hey, I'm a Wagner because my family used to make wagons?"

"Pursleys have never made purses..."

Pursley by mantes August 7, 2008

Purplenette 

One with the purple hair.

They are rarely seen on the Internet, sometimes appear in anime.
Acts like a princess but sometimes pretty nice.
Warning: Pretty bitchy attitude

Being a Purplenette, you get pissed by everything and everyone.

Purplenette by Mellow.Creme November 16, 2014

Purpees 

The next level of discomfort (and color) after ‘blue balls’.

“Hey, how you doing buddy”?
“Ok, but gotta nasty case of the purpees”

“Damn, good luck with that”

Purpees by Sir Dylan January 15, 2021

purplebelly 

From Joss Whedon's (unfortunately) short-lived television show "Firefly."

Purplebellies are members of the Anglo-Sino Alliance, so named because of the purple-tinted armor they wore during the Unification War.

A strongly derogatory term.

Did you hear what that purplebelly called Serenity?
Gorram purplebellies can't take the sky from me.

purplebelly by Chris the Browncoat October 9, 2007