Chinch Peekers

Something often said in a state of shock by to-be-cheek-pinched grandchildren.

"CHINCH PEEKERS!"
"Grandma's here??'

by Anonmanomous June 10, 2007

Kilometer Peter

A young boy that has unusually large feet, also known by the name of 'KP' (Note that KP does NOT stand for Kim Possible in this case!)
We all know what they say about boys that have big feet, riiiight?
Yup, they have big dicks! :)

Girl one: OMG, look at Steve's big feet.
Girl two: I know, they're HUGE!
Girl one: Hahaha, he's such a KP.
Girl two: I know, eh?? Hahaha, kilometer peter!

by radeonx August 3, 2009

Seam Peeper

A person or designer who inspects the seams of garments while in a store in order to gain information about how the article of clothing was constructed.

I think that dirty little seam peeper is checking more than price tags.

by Lagerfeld January 7, 2011

Pruney Peter

Use this term when telling a guy you banged his sister, mom, girl he likes etc. Always be hole specific as to help add to the hilarity of the situation. Hopefully he will be too disgusted from the mental picture to beat your ass. Also used to make a sex story more vivid and funny.

Dude I was layin' the cable in your mom so long I got left with a bad case of pruney Peter.

by Snuffleupagus Birdraper September 30, 2010

Late Peeler

A man, usually in the teenage years, who is uncircumcised and never rolls back his foreskin to clean it so his penis is very sensitive.

Man I heard johnny got head last night!
yeah but he's a late peeler so it hurt!

by Patrosnoopy April 25, 2011

Pecker peeker

Someone who peeks at other guys peckers.

Guy 1:"Dude, I think the guy in the stall next to me was pecker peekin."

Guy 2: "He must be a pecker peeker."

by DTime August 18, 2011

pooping peepers

Your eyes when your hair is dark and they stick out.

Oh wow she has some pooping peepers!

by notfoyotono October 18, 2012