Tack-Jack

An act that refers to a male, where he has a fistful of thumbtacks while he masturbates. Used when referring to something he wouldn't do...

Oh, geez man! She is so fucking ugly! I'd rather go Tack-Jack than sleep with her.

by Shikigama July 6, 2010

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Jack Aker

A person who is deluded to their own opinion that they go out of their way to whine and complain in a babyish manner, and who finds boys/men very attractive and wants to suckle them 24/7. Or in simple words, a "Jack Aker"

Person 1: God damn that guy is acting like a Jack Aker
Person 2: I know right?! He's trying to brallugus that guy...

by Brugghers February 10, 2022

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Night Jack

When you are a beautiful daytime man who is productive and sweet but at night your horniness kicks in. You fall asleep after failing to have your sexual needs met and wake up jerking off. Your roommate is so confused but delighted to know at least someone is getting off in the old apartment.

Dane: Last night? I don’t know what came over me…
Cait: Yea you turned into Night Jack for sure.

by JoleneAndJojoKissing January 31, 2022

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Jack Weston

Someone who has not yet obtained a Nintendo switch nor has played the latest version of super smash bros

Jack Weston wishes he had a switch

by Blame16 January 3, 2019

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jack peart

Has small cock and sharp nips

He’s just a jack Peart

by But lovely October 19, 2019

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Poop-jack

The activity in which a male masturbates while defacating on the toilet.

Guy waiting in line for stall: "Hey how are long are you gonna be in there? Are you Poop-jacking right now?"

Guy in stall: "No I'm just pooping. I am browsing though."

by YeetYateYote July 18, 2018

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