Poop-jack

The activity in which a male masturbates while defacating on the toilet.

Guy waiting in line for stall: "Hey how are long are you gonna be in there? Are you Poop-jacking right now?"

Guy in stall: "No I'm just pooping. I am browsing though."

by YeetYateYote July 18, 2018

Poop Jacking

Jacking off while pooping.

Cody has been in the bathroom for 15 minutes. He is probably poop jacking.

by tituslamar April 2, 2013

poop jacker

Anyone who goes into a bathroom, picks up some random person's shit they found in the toilet, and runs away with it.

WTF? That guy just ran out of the bathroom with the shit I just took! He's a poop jacker!

by Bruh.........er February 25, 2015

poopjack

Going poop and jacking off, not necessarily at the same time, but without getting up from the toilet.

I just had a great poopjack, it feels good and conserves time!

by GuitarMarshall February 18, 2011

poopjack

Rubbin one off in the john, while poopin'.

Ryan Hall left Music History to go poopjack and splooged all over himself. Fuck you, Ryan.

Seriously.

Dude.

by B'jackoff October 15, 2004

poopjack

To hijack one's social media, usually to post status updates involving pooping.

Dan poopjacked Wendy while she was answering the door.

by ryemyles May 14, 2014