I'm not trying to start shit 

The phrase that you use right before you tell someone something that you know will start a lot of shit.

I'm not trying to start shit but Ty called your mother a whore.

I'm not trying to start shit by Baby D123 February 26, 2011

I hit a cat on the way 

An excuse given when running late to work, wedding, party, etc. Instead of trying to make up something, you just say you hit a cat, that is why you're late. Hitting a cat wouldn't impact anything, in terms of time, so it's not an excuse, but more or less done to add amusement to the tardiness and delfect any heat you would get otherwise.

Text Message: Can we move our meeting till later in the day, I hit a cat on the way there.

Your boss: Lol, I was about to fire you, but this is clever, I'm going to reuse this.

I hit a cat on the way by unodos November 13, 2013

I'm 15 

What online 12-14 year old kids say to try to fit in.

Actual 15 year old: How old are you?
12 year old: I'm 15
12 year old's mom: No, actually he's 15.

I'm 15 by Ashiix December 16, 2018

I am speed 

when your mom goes to check your history

Mom: " Can I see your phone?"
Me: I am speed

I am speed by BUBBLE butt176 February 28, 2020

i got up out my birkin 

What lil tjay be saying in his songs. But its lit

I got up out my Birkin, it's workin'
She said she a virgin, it's hurtin'

i got up out my birkin by Justin Na September 8, 2020

I HOPE YOU DIE IN A FIRE 

I really hate you
Stop getting in my way
I've lost my patience
When are you gonna decay
I want to throw you out
Just like my broken TV
If you'll come back once more
It shall be painful you'll see
I hope you die in a fire
Hope you'll be stabbed in the heart
Hope you'll get shot and expire
Hope you'll be taken apart
Hope this is what you desire
It's almost over
Why can't you just let it fly
Don't be afraid
It's not the first time you'll die
Your mechanical parts click
Sounds like when I broke your bones
Once I get my second chance,
I won't leave you alone
Oh yeah
I hope you die in a fire
Hope you'll be stabbed in the heart
Hope you'll get shot and expire
Hope you'll be taken apart
I hope you die in a fire
Hope you'll be stabbed in the heart
Hope you'll get shot and expire
Hope you'll be taken apart
Hope this is what you desire
I hope you die in a fire

I HOPE YOU DIE IN A FIRE

I HOPE YOU DIE IN A FIRE by someone else thats not u March 9, 2021

I'm a thot get me lit 

A description of someone who is either a "slut" or someone who rides with anything ,the phrase was brought to life by the late drill king , Pop smoke

Bitch I'm a thot get me lit

I'm a thot get me lit by G lordess June 13, 2021