Horsed

Rick just made fun of you, you got HORSEDDDD”
by briannnnj November 17, 2022
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Horsed

Typically used when someone gets fucking dunked on, and their career absolutely ended

Most common uses:
1) when someone gets their ass beat

2) when someone is roasted to the point that their morals die
“Aye Did you see the fight? Jay got fucking horsed
by zfin87 May 02, 2020
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Patrick Horse

They kicked me in the shin!
I hating getting Patrick Horsed!
by Yosoeneocle November 13, 2021
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air horse

The act of pretending to ride a horse. A horse that isn’t there, made out of thin air.
Show me your air horse.
Jordan was riding an air horse at that party last night, she must have been wasted.
by kangawallafox69 December 07, 2020
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Quartering A Dead Horse

Jeremy's Bud Light statements was just Quartering A Dead Horse.
by pornstitute August 07, 2024
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Golden horse

When you sit on your partners back saddle-style while they are on all fours and pee on them.
Customer asks "hypothetically if I wanted to sit on my partners back and pee on them, will this flooring be ok with the overflow?"
Home Depot employee "you mean a golden horse? Yeah, this tile will work great."
by SaucyD July 24, 2016
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Horse Circle

When you jerk off a one eyed horse , and he keeps trying to see who's doing it with his good eye by turning in a circle.

As a Metaphor: When you really like something but you aren't making any progress
"That poor stallion was in a horse circle for an hour before he saw his trainer's face"

Dave: "How's the new job?"
John: "It's a real horse circle. I really like it, but I don't see it going anywhere."
by Urban Gems July 07, 2017
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