Bumpkin Pumpkin

Someone who is really great so when she texts her friends they are excited to talk to her but the thing is that she’ll text “wow it’s been so long since we talked!” So her friends think she’s going to call but she only continues to send texts like this, leading her friends on for weeks and creating a painful death for them

Wow! My friend E keeps on bumpkin pumpkining me! I wish she would just call

by DD613 October 22, 2022

Bumper locking

A secret FBI tactic they use against terrorist, mass shooters, and spies. They apply agressive and intimating tactics that make you wanna knock their teeth out. Similar to gangstalking. "The FBI retaliation program".

If the FBI bumper locking me I'ma knock out there teeth on the spot.

by TI Satan November 24, 2022

Bumpy

someone who sells stolen goods; alternative to a 'fence'.
Most commonly heard in NYC in the 90s and 2000s.

I racked a bunch of shit uptown and hit my bumpy downtown and made a quick thousand

by prehistoric_future January 15, 2023

Bumply

A word used to describe a nigga who is gay and will not join a server even when asked

Yo this dude is being bumply as fuck right now

by Gangnamden January 22, 2023

Bumper Allen

A guy who is so hot he makes me weak in my knees

Amy: Did you see the head Treblemaker

Hailey: Yeah. His name is Bumper Allen

by Treblemaker_Girl2003 February 5, 2023

bumper crop

An extra-abundant harvest of vehicle-parts dat are grown on a truck farm.

As much as some motorheads love to bash into things, they better hope dat there's always a bumper crop each year, so dat they'll be able to get replacements whenever they need them!

by QuacksO February 11, 2023

Bumpkin

Giving a homeless man a blowjob while he takes a shit. Similar to a blumpkin, but the receiver has to be panhandling while getting blown.

Trent stopped by the soup kitchen today and gave a few bumpkins to cheer the hobos up!

by Frank Poncherello February 27, 2023