Post wank vision

Post-wank vision helps improve your judgement on relationship decisions when your horny. When you take off the ‘wank goggles’ your mind will be clearer, allowing you to assess relationship decisions based on there true attributes (and not just her fine ass).

Eoghan: *thinks to himself* awwwwww fuck that took way too long. Thank god for twins.

Eoghan text: mate, my post wank vision suggests I should keen this chick around.

Andrew M: nice move mate, all big calls should be made with a clear mind.

What time will I meet you for the McGregor fight?

by Some mate1 January 26, 2020

Post-roast

comebacks made after a previous fight or argument with someone.

Simin got frustrated thinking about his argument with his brother, he had so many post-roasts he could’ve said.

by Lunchbox7734 January 30, 2020

post-skate

Speedy garage punk with nervous yet friendly voice (nothing like angry punks), a simplistic and very tight rhythm, a cathartic sound, almost chopped, anti-corporation lyrics, a mid-fi production (not too lo-fi) and bouncy melodies with a vehement tendency.

Oh man, the new Aborted Tortoise is such a good post-skate album.
Oh man, post-skaters are so much better than punks.

by stillinrock March 25, 2020

Best-Performing Posts

Meaning: Posts that go viral on other niche pages similar to yours.

These picture is one of the best-performing posts as there are many likes and comments.

by James!12345 March 29, 2020

post-poned

post-poned (verb tr. pst tnse)

an aggressive and conclusive refutation/smackdown of an online/social media statement, assertion or other communique i.e. a "post"

etym. ("post" i.e. digitally rendered communication) + ("poned" past tense of "pone" meaning to aggressively counteract or neutralize something)

"Did you see Kelly's argument w/ that pitbull forum on Reddit? She shut down the sanctimonious bullies leading the group with 1 paragraph"

"Yes, it was they were absolutely post-poned"

by Content-ment411 March 29, 2020

Post Malone

Post Malone is not a rapper.

Candy paint and Saint tropez are good songs tho

Have you heard of the rapper post malone?
He is not a rapper bitch

by Lisadepisa April 14, 2020

Post Election Depression

A new disorder whereby the losing candidate of the election experiences deep depression, grieving, mental anguish, anger, hysteria, disbelief, and in some extreme cases suicidal depression or homicidal tendencies and physical assault directed towards the winning candidates, their party and its members.

Candidate Shane Bloke dived deep into Post Election Depression soon after losing the local government elections.

by Facetious is me April 22, 2020