Dick Dandruff

Crystalline Jizz--Usually found on tissues, napkins, towels (paper and cloth), clothes (ask Bill Clinton, etc.)

Hey did you hear about Monica Lewinsky auctioning off her clothes she wore with Clinton?
Yea, heard there is still dick dandruff on it

Hey man, since we're going swimming, can I borrow this towel?
Dont take that one man, its got dick dandruff on it.

by CLEbrownies50 May 25, 2013

Dick Square

The piece of toilet paper you lay down when your taking a dump so your dick doesn't rest directly on the seat.

Bob- That bathroom was filthy, but I really had to take shit before i left his house

Steve- I hope you put a dick square down so that you didnt catch some STDs

by corymatthews February 18, 2011

Blank dick

When you have plenty of an item and someone asks for a few and you tell them no.

Ben needed some pvc 90’s and we had a whole box. He asked for some and we told him no. We blank dicked him.

by Tiller the Killer May 15, 2019

dick trauma

Significant injury to ones penis.

After Elizabeth kicked Troy in the ballsack, Troy experienced dick trauma.

by Sunny two peat January 3, 2014

dick strippers

Hands used to rub one off!

Janet used her dick strippers on me last night to swallow my load!

by rick longg May 1, 2008

Dick Picking

When the strings of a electric or acoustic guitar or any stringed instrument are picked with the penis

"Hey Johnny! Can you do a dick picking cover of Fire by Jimi Hendrix?"

by BaddaBinngBaddaBoom June 24, 2017

Dick Move

A move that can only be preformed my a fucking DICKHEAD

oh where is Cooper?! HE LEFT ME AND MY FRIEND ohh fucking dick move Cooper, you bitch

by Random Words Blah Blah August 3, 2020