Lock n' Load

Sex position with man on top and woman lying face down with legs together. This could also be used for anal entry.

Lock n' load is one of my favorite positions!

by jibjabber November 5, 2008

eat n smoke

Real potheads dont put on the spliff just cuz dinner is served

ergo: eat n smoke

Last x-mas we did some serious eat n smoke at turkey dinner

by CNote7 December 14, 2008

H-A-N-D

When a friend goes to the bathroom, wish them well with: Have A Nice Dump

Howard: Hey Man, H-A-N-D
Larry: Thanks Dude

by OKd For Ballot January 16, 2006

derp 'n' smerp

The act of skipping school and then smoking weed.

"Fuck this next class, let's derp 'n' smerp!"

by Moofuhdoo May 8, 2009

Bitches n' hoes

1. Skanky mothas that need to clean between their legs.
2.When two people are tight and are the coolest people in the world they say "bitches n'hoes" ( off of the movie 'jay and silent bob strike back' )

1.Hey grace whad up?
2.Bitches n' hoes nigga!
1. Word.

by Gangsta October 30, 2004

Cigs-N-Ass

Scent emitted from an individual who has recently visited an exotic entertainment facility. Magnitude of the smell is directly proportional to the the amount of time spent in the establishment and amount of physical contact with the dancers.

On his way him from Club Erotica, Bill opened all of the windows in hopes of getting rid of the smell of Cigs-N-Ass. It did not work, and his wife filed for divorce shortly after.

by Montel December 10, 2003

Hummer 'n run

When a man receives oral sex from a girl who is leaving town the next day.

Hoyt pulled a Hummer 'n run on this girl he met at the bar last night. She was drunk. He brought her home. He got a blow job.

She moved to another city the next day.

by The Great White Cracker May 21, 2009