Zoeing

When you steal something valuable to someone else but means nothing to you.

I zoed his life. I'm zoeing credit cards.

by Nycboul June 2, 2018

Zoinker

To be bonkers and chill at the SAME time (but not be gross)

Bro why are you a zoinker?!?

by A zoinker😂 June 3, 2018

Zoinkos

breast, boobies, jugs, knockers

"Yeah, it was wild, Steve just jumped out up and kicked her right in the zoinkos!"

by G0ldfi$h August 28, 2018

Zoinked

When you smoke a large amount of marijuana and you’re just too gone.

Student 1: umm are you high?

Student 2: broooo I’m zoinked...lmfaoooo

by White.boy.colin September 15, 2018

Zoinked

Getting so high that you surpass zooted and go into trying to solve the universe.

Chad: Dude why do feet smell and noses run?
Ben: You are so zoinked right now

by DirtyHippie3010 September 21, 2018

Zoinked

The state of being high

Shaggy got zoinked from the Scooby snacks

by SubmitToTheFrog October 10, 2018

Zoinked

Zoinked A word in which it describes an over the top high. A song has been made depicting how it feels when you are "Zoinked." People who are with the shits are a familiar with this word as it's the low key type word.

Me: Hey yo guys I think Eric is zoinked.

Eric: I can smell colors and dab people up through windows.

by lelandSmith October 27, 2018