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Lituation

Yo, y'all gotta check out this lituation.
by Peaches___andcream May 25, 2016
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To take any situation and then murder all the participants except the protagonist for no reason other than a lust for bloodshed and violence. The protagonist is in no way at fault for murdering, or through action or inaction causing all the other participants to be murdered, maimed or otherwise have harm come to their persons.
Mat: "Gaz why did you just disarm those weak starving villagers and send them through the choke point to fight a squad of well trained battle hardened, armed to the teeth dark elf warriors? Their blood is on your hands"

Gaz: "It's not my fault man, I was just making the best of a bad situation"
by William of the Wet Willie August 13, 2006
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Situational Ethics

A system of ethics that evaluates acts in light of their situational context rather than by the application of moral absolutes.
Situational ethics:

Imagine you are invited to dinner at the house of a friend. You arrive, exchange polite conversation, enjoy a few appetizers and sit down at the table. Midway through the main course you suddenly begin shouting at the other guests, overturning the chairs, grab the host out of his chair and begin physically assaulting him.

That would be considered highly inappropriate behavior - unless, of course, you had just observed him choking, you took charge of the situation, instructing one guest to call for help, another to wait outside and flag down the ambulance while you cleared obstructions out of the way and administered the life-saving Heimlich maneuver.
by Submitters of Words June 13, 2011
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Must-Rape Situation

Your a dickhead if you ever think there is an acceptable time to rape someone.
come over to my house and I'll show you a Must-Rape situation with my chainsaw and your asshole!!!!!
by FUCK ^YOU^ ASSHOLE March 8, 2008
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situationship

A relationship that one enters solely due to extenuating circumstances. All rebounds, for example, are situationships.
Anton and Terez met in a bar at lunch and will be deeply engrossed in their situationship until he flies home tonight.
by Xoinx February 18, 2009
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Ovulation Situation

When a woman suddenly, and otherwise inexplicably, becomes obsessed with babies, pregnancy, nesting, etc. during a particular time of her cycle.
Girl: "Do you think someday we will have little babies?"
Guy: "Thought you didn't want kids?"
Girl: "Well, I do now. Must be an ovulation situation."
by HopelessCynic August 7, 2011
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Man Down Situation

When someone is having a moment or chain of events in which they are having a negitive outurn of events. This word is usually taken in a silly matter.
Girl: Ouch! I broke a fingernail.
Boy: Oh my gosh, this is a Man Down Situation!
by J. No More Drama January 19, 2011
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