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zeke.tard

Random dude: you heard of zeke.tard?
me: yes he’s so seggsy I want him to give me seggs so bad like I would do anything to have his come down my throat.
by dnova.ok March 3, 2021
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zekefanpage73

they are so funny and the best mutuals 😱💕
me: hey im sad
zekefanpage73: hey
me: 😊😊😊
by protectakutagawa March 23, 2021
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Zekarias

Who the fuck would name their child this? Anyone who's named Zekarias has man-tits, a hairy asshole, unshaven nuts, an unattractive moan, and should just kill themselves
Girl 1: goddamn, that niggas pubes kept scratching me while he was fucking me. I've never fucked a dude and received blisters from the ordeal. Also this nigga was moaning so fucking loud my ears started bleeding

Girl 2: goddamn sis that sounds like a Zekarias.

Girl 1: This nigga just kicked me out after he came as well. He was like, "Bitch get the fuck out my crib after I cum in you. Also, don't abort the baby and if you do, imma kill your ass. On top of that, I don't plan on caring for the baby. I'm gonna leave the country and make you a single mother till your child makes it into the NBA and then and only then will I come back into his life"

Girl 2: damn bitch that's definitely a Zekarias. Anyways, let's fuck

Girl 1: I'm down bae lemme get my pussy out

*Ravenous lesbian sex for the rest of the night*
by AntivaxxersUnited November 21, 2021
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Zeker

This modern name is for introverted boys. They may seem shy at first glance, but they are super cute and caring. They will often melt your heart but sudden kindness. Though, it will take a long time to trust you. This is also Dutch for without doubt, and they are stubborn too!
I honestly cannot understand Zeker, he is so quiet!
by Zoettes November 24, 2021
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zeke kozart

First lit nigga to put his name on urban dictionary! Should’ve been the first president!
by glock40rockingwitchachain February 12, 2022
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idc.zeke

by almightyzeketard March 2, 2021
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zeke

A stupid little round prick with no life and plays way too many video games.
"Yo, dat guyz a zeke man"
by Anonymous April 1, 2003
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