You're Not That Real

A phrase responding to someone's ridiculous threat or claim in which they will do something "shocking"

John- "I'm so mad at that cop, I'm gonna roundhouse kick him in the face"

Bob- "You won't do it! You're not that real!"

by psychodelicagnosticmanbearpig February 26, 2012

You're a Dumb

when the person does something so stupid that you can use the word dumb as a noun.

Jordy: "so, what your ethnicity?"

Larry: "My great Grandparents Immigrated here from Germany"

Jordy "oh, so you're from Germany? That makes you Germanese, right?"

Larry "... You're a Dumb"

by Ira Sex Ira 696969 November 3, 2009

you're not cool

a useful phrase that comes in handy when some dumbass does something 'cool'.
but really. it's stupid.

you're not cool.
actually. you're about as cool as this definition.
that makes sense.

by sammy____ September 13, 2006

you're pissed

What you say to someone when they tell you something bad happened to them. Can be used to replace that sucks!.

Brian: Some dog wandered into my garage last night and pissed all over my Razor scooter...
John: You're pissed.

by Brandon444 October 19, 2008

you're such a dick

Its like when you're being a fucking jerk and shit and you call someone that cause they're like a dick, ya'know?

Dude, you're such a dick.

by chodes_knows October 21, 2015

you're fired

A term coined by Donald Trump on his show "The Apprentice" even though bosses used it all the time before. Now anyone who watched five minutes of it thinks it's THE ABSOLUTE SHIT and uses it to say "YOU SUCK!" or "LOSER!" or something of the sort.

You're fired!
You suck!
Loser!

by jewpoints September 23, 2004

you're a face

a very random and strange insult

A: hey, want to go to the movies?
B: You're a face!
A: fuck you!

by Harpz April 2, 2008