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stool whip

When a sexual partner is standing vertically, spreading the legs 30 degrees apart, at which point an aerosol can of whipped cream is inserted anally. The trigger is pressed, opening the can and forcing mostly CO2 and some cream into the stool. After 10-20 seconds, a sensation in the lower bowels occur, signaling the partner on the receiving end of the insertion to release the compressed gasses and byproducts onto the other partner's face, or dessert of choice that will be consumed by the opposite partner.
Mary-Jane stool whipped onto my pastry creating a strawberry fartcake. It was delicious
by mr jasmine November 23, 2009
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Abyssal Whip

Andrew Gower became tired of smacking his vigina so he created a weapon to punish naughty players who break rules. Soon players found that you can use this weapon as a disciplinary measure to give wilderness newbs a elegant spanking. Also may be used as a rope to decorate newbs on gallows.
"Dam... that whip spanked me so hard that I fell off my chair!.. I hope I didn't leave a shit stain on his Abyssal whip"
by Empire666 November 24, 2006
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whispo

Noun:
The opposite of screemo. The incomprehensible type of music where the singer whispers so quietly, the listener has no idea what they are saying.
EX: Phoenix or every Glass Animals' song
oh man this whispo is so awful! I have no idea what they are saying!
by IfGodWasAFruit September 19, 2016
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Cool Whip mask

Getting your "significant other" to cum all over your face(a good amount) and spreading said cum all over your face, thus, making a healing formula that purifies and clarifies the skin.
Girl to friend: Oh my gosh girl! Your skin is glowing!! Are you using a new facewash?

Friend to Girl: Yeah girl! I got my boyfriend to give me a cool whip mask last night! You should try it!
by yoseason February 26, 2009
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Bog Whisk

Nick: Someone had a good curry last night, they've managed to give the back of the bog a good coat of pebble-dash
James: Yea, I'll run the bog whisk over it
by streaker30 June 1, 2009
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welfare whip

welfare whip: a term created by a man living on the IL/WI border between two big cities swarmming with "welfare whips". the meaning is a vehicle bought using the tax payers money,usually driven by a black person who cannot or WILL NOT get a job,and usually having oversized wheels (tractor wheels wrapped in tinfoil). this is not uncommon at all in big citys such as (chicago,milwaukee,cleavland,oakland,L.A.). the "welfare whip" could also be a shitty vehicle with 24" rims,or a mercedes with disability plates driving through the ghetto . in other words any vehicle bought with the tax payers money.
niglet : damn you saw's shaniq-walikes new ride, jumpin jammal?

jumpin jamal: hells yeaaahhh he must of just got is welfare check, that is one tizzight welfare whip
by 00beast00 August 25, 2010
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Sky Whip

Me: You have to check out my new Sky Whip!
Friend: Why? Is it a G650 or somoething?
by Fresher than Grapes November 8, 2010
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